No way did I just see that. A throw-away couch in a Brazilian scrub and a teen with a bullet in his face next to it? A murder scene just doesn’t get any more perfect that this. Though fact be told, if this was a suicide, it would be a whole lot better. One day, when I’m so fed up with the shit-rivet of the world there will be no going back, I’m gonna haul a throw-away couch into the bush, have myself a blunt or two in the company of sparrows, and as my ass sinks comfortably into a cushy softness of the out of place modern household furniture, I’ll put a bullet in my temple as my face grins at the emptiness before me for the last time. As always – don’t get any ideas stealing my suicide methods, bananas 

Pictures are from Caruaru, Brazil. 18 year old Luiz Henrique do Nascimento left his home on Lázaro Street at around noon on Saturday, April 20, 2012 but never returned. His body was found in what looks like a perfect murder scene the following day in a thicket behind Rua da Lata in São João da Escócia. He was shot in the face and had his teeth bashed in. Crack cocaine was found in his pockets.
- If You Walk Upon a Couch in the Middle of the Bush in Brazil, Don’t Look Back, Just Run For Your Motherfucking Life
- Ain’t No One Gonna Do Crack Here No More
- Pointers – I Knew It!
- That Rock Was Probably Used to Bash the Victim’s Face In With
- The Caution Tape Looks Distractive, But Otherwise an Idilic Place to Unwind Forever
- The Police Found 10 Rocks of Crack in the Pocket of the Victim
- With Eyes Open and Teeth Bashed In, The Kid Looks Awful Post Mortem
- Transport of Corpses Is Not a Big Deal in Brazil
- What the Fuck Have You Done to the Perfect Murder Spot, Bastards? Put That Couch Back The Way It Was!