Next week, I’ll leave the world overgrown with fleshy fungus and go far, far away again. There isn’t much snow left here in the city, but it could be way different way up north. Depending on how accessible the woods will be, I could be gone for a few days, a few weeks, or a few months.

Best Gore will stay on line, but updates will be either slow or none at all. It looks as though the secondary road I used the last time has cell phone coverage along its entire stretch so I’m thinking of using the last few days before the departure to get myself a smartphone and make regular hike backs to get on the internet. It’s also possible that since I’ll be away from people, I’ll feel energized and able to make at least one update a day.

Before I depart, I want the community to give me their best shot at Best Gore taglines. I need a short, but witty and descriptive line to go with the name of the website so it can be put on t-shirts which are in the making. Imagine the bragging rights if your tagline gets used…

Also, if you know a good artist and graphic designer, please hook me up with him/her. I’m looking for someone capable of creating bad ass, eye catching drawings in a vector based graphics program. If you know someone, ask them to send me a few samples of their work to mark [at] bestgore.com, or hook me up with their email address and I’ll get in touch with them.

You guys are the fucking best. Keep rocking!